By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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hollywoodt1ts 15

definitely an epic win. unless you have people that live above you. then they might be crazy.

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Len351 3

Hard to believe with the gun laws NJ has. Yet, if someone did do that they don't have any common sense to care about gun laws.

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mrshutcherson123 3

Ewe I hate spiders! But thts a total epic win!

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rockerlove2013 6

Humm your dad has good aim>> Epic Win

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gracehi 31

Yes, only in America there resides a large population of gun toting civilians, some of whom are insanely accurate enough to shoot a spider on the ceiling. That's why Japan chose to attack Pearl Harbor by air rather than attempt a land invasion of the west coast. That extra fun fact was free. Yay! :)

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blackpuddle 30

I once smacked a spider with my bastard sword so I'm going with epic win =)

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linkinpark98 23

I once used an aerosol can and a lighter to kill a spider in my bathroom. :D You won't believe how good it felt!

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sshannah 1

So you have a big hole in your ceiling?

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kalikanna 0

Ya we did, he already patched it up though

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tehdarkness 21

That's what i was thinking...

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nutcrackers 2

Wow i didn't know until now if OP replies, the background color is different. And again, I think this is my first time to see the OP replying at his own post! Nice feedback!!

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