By Opheliae - 29/07/2013 16:47 - United States - Allendale

Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
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Opheliae tells us more.

Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.

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And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

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I sure hope you first made the evening horrible for him as then broke up with him. What a jerk.

TheModernPatriot 14

Yeah, I'd kick his ass to the curb

mikey38654 3

How do you know what he was saying and writing? Did you ask him and he admitted to it?

mikey38654 3

Nevermind. I just read OP's story.

Derpenstien 4

You should have walked in and said something like "HEY BABY! YOU REMEMBERED THAT I LIKE RED WINE, RIGHT?"

You should have took the liquor out his hand and then took off.

He knew better, he's just playing innocent. What a dirt bag.

what an absolute dick. I hope he's your ex boyfriend now instead. what a jerk