By Opheliae - 29/07/2013 16:47 - United States - Allendale

Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
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Opheliae 22

Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.

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etishuman22 32

And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

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MGITSWFTC 17

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

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1jordan1 11

OP, I read your story, and not to be rude, but GOD you're an idiot. If he's hitting on other girls and getting their numbers, you need to dump him. Have some respect for yourself. You're worth more than that. You shouldn't have to WORK and be constantly aware of what's going on in your mans life in order to trust him. You shouldn't be reeling him back in. You shouldn't have to put effort into making sure he doesn't get out of line. If he really cared about you, he shouldn't want to get out of line and he should be working hard to keep you. You're basically letting him be a douche and cheat on you and teaching him that it's okay as long as you "reel him back in". Have some more respect for yourself and realize you're worth more than that. He doesn't deserve you. No guy that does that deserves any girl.

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insanez58 11

sounds like it was a lonely night with all that liquor you took for yourself

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missyamaha 11

correction: EX Boyfriend. I hope you dumped his ass!! fukn jerk!

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fml_seriously316 13

Did u dump his sorry ass

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gatorgirl2669 6

1st i wanna know if you suspected that he was flirting and then wrote his # down and gave it to this chick, why didnt you go inside and ask WTF he was doing while he was still inside instead of just sitting in the car? 2nd if that did happen i really hope you werent driving because he woulda had to have given an explination that the chick in the store would have had to answer in order for him to even get a ride to the house... why would you let him try you like that.... smdh

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mariepastyglue 30

That's inaccurate if not then name those places.? maybe I'm not as old as you but I still know and am sure a signature does not include a telephone number. That's sooo dumb and to your 11 years I have been using credit and debit cards for 9 years and I am one of those people who only uses my cards and it has never and will never happen because it doesn't exist.

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mariof13579 4

Romantic movie night just turned into fight and break up night.unless your a co-dependent,no self esteem girl who stays with him anyway.

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xarina 11

I dated a guy like that once. He would do totally inappropriate things then would be so puzzled when I got furious. It was genuine ignorance and not a game. Some guys just have to be taught. Thankfully my husband is a total gentleman & has never acted this way :) Good Luck OP

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ob81 8

Not sure why the op, or women in general, want a man they have to guide left and right. Foundation for a letdown. Good luck op.

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