By Opheliae - 29/07/2013 16:47 - United States - Allendale

Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
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Opheliae tells us more.

Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.

Top comments

And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

Comments

jem970 19

Im not saying all men are like that but... things happen and if the rules arent set it can cause some serious problems. Just be careful is all im saying. Good luck.

I agree #98. Besides we are only concerned because you posted the FML about your man "flirting" and writing down his number. None of us were there with you. If you think he's so loyal and trustworthy why did you post this?

Exactly next time he comes in for a kiss just sucker head butt him that'll teach him

duckit 0

He could've been signing his receipt

cmb8280 24

Are you sure he wasn't signing the credit card slip? You didn't say he paid with cash...

I did say he paid with cash in an earlier comment.

21BOSs 5

What if he was just being friendly and then paid with a credit card and had to sign for it?

AngelLovesDerby 10
pinksilly 8

You should get him ready for sexy time and then just take the liquor and leave him hanging .

1jordan1 11

Probably the greatest idea ever.