By Opheliae - 29/07/2013 16:47 - United States - Allendale

Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
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Opheliae 22

Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.

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etishuman22 32

And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

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MGITSWFTC 17

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

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chloeeaye 6

I would of drove off and left him there.

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Rawr6591 21

and you didn't get out of the car to figure out the true story because...

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1jordan1 11

You mean other than the fact that its pretty obvious? And the fact that she posted this later on in the day meaning she most likely already confronted him about it.

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Rawr6591 21

I am speaking about at that very moment in time why didn't she get out of the car

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

"We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in" OP, I think you are kidding yourself on your guy's honesty, the fact that he was single for 4 years does not allow him to get out of line if he is in an exclusive relationship with you. What happened in that store is obviously not a first then. It sounds to me that you are incredibly naive if you believe his excuse there. Why would a girl he just met want to meet up with a couple she doesn't know at a concert in a few month time? If he doesn't mind chatting up a girl while you are waiting for him in a parking lot, god knows what he does behind your back. I'd be careful if I were you.

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Emily062611 6

Where I used to live we had a sort of drive through liquor store where you pull up to a little window, tell them what you want, pay, and then you drive around and they bring it out. That's likely not the case here by the phrasing, but then she'd be able to see what's going on. Just a thought.

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tsunami1313 1

I'd be more cautious about making posts like this in the future. If your profile/age is correct, you are underage if he is purchasing alcohol for you; You're essentially cataloging an incidence of a misdemeanor. I don't see it ever being prosecuted but some things you should remain anonymous about.

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Opheliae 22

I should probably clarify here that he was NOT buying alcohol for me. His "beverage of choice" was beer and I don't touch the stuff, so as a courtesy he went back to pick up a Red Bull for me (mostly so that I would stay awake through our Breaking Bad marathon).

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essex 17

You know, you can buy more than booze at the liquor store. Some people like to mix their own drinks, so it's possible the boyfriend went back in and grabber her a soda if it was quicker to go back than find a convenience store. Also, it's highly unlikely the police are going to be checking this website in hopes of catching someone admitting to breaking the law.

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icepick23 12

Maybe she was a masseuse and he was just setting up an appointment?

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Fmlsea 28

please tell me you dumped that jackass!

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jmaurm 6

Actually #51 there is a place on the bottom of most credit card slips for you to put your phone number on, so if a problem arises you can be contacted. However, most people do not use it.

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