Love: Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then...

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Monday 5 November 2012 0:56

does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

1Brucie 2

Monday 5 November 2012 0:56

Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

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manfrommars 2

Tuesday 6 November 2012 4:03

ambylyn2010 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 5:56

People do that kind of thing all the time with tooth picks and such.

yentlben 2

Tuesday 6 November 2012 7:17

Just thinking about that makes me gag. Are you SURE you want to kidding that Girl?

blackcatgirl46 21

Tuesday 6 November 2012 7:48

I understand the first part the second part not so much

fail_gurl21 7

Tuesday 6 November 2012 9:38

o.e wtf

fuckuimpretty 5

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:08

She's a keeper

hope_is_key1994 0

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:23

Gross! That is just disgusting!

senh34 1

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:27

That is so gross! Dump her ass asap!

thiswoo 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 3:22

I think I just threw up.

Corimrr 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:28

That's gross

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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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Today, I got a job selling knives. I had training for 11 hours. At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives. I paid the $145. I went home and learned that it was a scam. I went back for a refund. They said no. FML

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Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

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Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML

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Today, after a 14-hour day at work 180 km away, the freeway was closed 30 km from home. I had to detour, adding another hour and a half to the already three-hour trip home. I was basically at work for almost 28 hours. FML

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Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML

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Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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