By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

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Snowkeys 11

This would get a lot more up votes if everyone read it in Cleveland's voice.

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K410 18

But how does this **** your life? Just use floss dude...

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TrueTriage 16

I already did naturally and it was more entertaining.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I think I just puked a little picturing OP's dad doing that. He's given a whole new meaning to, "Saving it for later."

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evan_7899 28

Well at least he is recycling

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ElricMustang 23

Wow, time to throw out the box and get your own.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

I guess that you and your family will now be participating in the lucky toothpick dip?

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

It's called recycling, you food wasting coal burning pig. Yeah I went a little far.

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lifesuckz32 4

I'm just lost as to why people actually think you deserved this.

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Jezzikah 11

There's always ppl who vote ydi, no matter what the fml is

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vipirius 18

I'm lost as to why someone has to ask that question on every single FML.

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CheeseTron 15

Congradulate your dad for helping to save the environment

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Ranimal 12

Congratulate? Maybeeee? Seriously couldn't help myself.

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kurk626 11

it's just like getting seconds but this time you don't have to get up!!

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blueeyedann 6

It should have saved some for later

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