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By and she doesn't even give bjs - 09/02/2013 00:44 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

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By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

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Shame! Shame!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML

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By And yes, he does also believe in the Illuminati. - 11/06/2017 22:00

Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 23:36 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By Ben - 25/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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By raz - 02/10/2012 00:11 - United States - Fargo

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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ICastillo 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:03

Please do not let her breed offspring!!!!

cgguardian 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 6:10

Yeah, Hitler DEFINITELY killed Jesus...after all, he WAS Jewish...

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imanassholetoo 8

Sunday 10 February 2013 15:42

If I was you, I would stick to bjs and butt sex with her. Find someone new quickly.

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 16:29

Jesus obviously sacrificed himself fighting a Balrog. He was gone for awhile and came back all white riding a white horse. (Wait a minute--this parody isn't parody anymore. That's exactly what happens in Revelation.)

NewKonoiche 6

Sunday 10 February 2013 16:30

Well, a lot of those Nostradamus/End Times Prophecy documentaries state that Nostradamus predicted 3 antichrists. The first was (supposedly) Napoleon, Hitler was the second and the third (who is the worst apparently and will bring on the end of the world) hasn't shown up yet. Not that I believe any of that crap, of course and I doubt she was thinking the whole Hitler-Antichrist relationship. That said, I'm sure Hitler wouldn't have approved of Jesus if they were around at the same time.

sythe511 28

Sunday 10 February 2013 18:04

Your girlfriend is an incompetent fool.

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 11 February 2013 7:11

She must be stunningly good looking as I am fairly certain this is not the first time she's said something dumber than dirt. Though I must admit her comment is a real show stopper.