By and she doesn't even give bjs - 09/02/2013 00:44 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Please do not let her breed offspring!!!!

Yeah, Hitler DEFINITELY killed Jesus...after all, he WAS Jewish...

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awesomeosaurous 2

Teeeechnically if Jesus "died for our sins" Hitler did kind of kill him with his amount of sinner-ness. However it's measured.

Why the heck people make such a big fuss over such minor details? It simply means that she's not religious and she's not historian. World war 2 ended almost seventy years ago. Pretty soon we'll be living with generation that wouldn't know a thing about hitler or world war 2. Americans, for example, already don't seem to know a thing about napoleonic wars, so I don't see why Hitler should be any different.

Don't let that little Einstein get away!

YDI, as everyone else doing a FML post about how stupid are the bfs/gfs they chose to stay with

needsagf14 12

I just can't...how?...why...? AAHHH!

asax64 7
KalCountry76 12

stupid and doesn't give you ********? life must suck

wikipedia isn't acceptable as a source in university, but in this case, it's probably her only chance

You deserve it. If something this insignificant is so important to you, then you could've taken any historical book off the shelf and give it her to read. Instead you decided to complain about it on the internet. Complaining doesn't fix the (perceived) problem.

Are you nuts??? How could you possibly call this statement insignificant? Where in the world could she have possibly thought this ludicrous statement to be true. And the whole point of the FML site is to point out silly stuff like this. So if you don't like his "complaining" why don't you go real the Wall Street Journal and when you're finished you can shove it.....whoops, gotta go. The phones ringing.

156, it is insignificant because both Hitler and Jesus are dead, and incorrect information about jesus death will not end the world and will not impact your life. For non-christian, jesus is just another historical or mythical figure - like greek philosophers or deities. Unless you're priest or historian doing research on this era, information about jesus will be useless for you. She could've thought this way because, for example, in her childhood somebody said that as a joke and since that time she simply didn't encounter situation where somebody would correct her. Which is entirely possible. For comparison, language knowledge is important, arithmetics are important, literacy is important. Those are critical skills/pieces of information. "Who killed jesus" knowledge? It doesn't really matters - you can live for decades without ever needing it. I wish there were less judgemental/arrogant people that look down at people that don't know something. Person that doesn't know something isn't stupid - because he/she can still learn missing info when necessary.