Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Spooky season special

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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thatonedame 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

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thatonedame 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

528Alice491 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 8:23

That's what you get for dating an eleven year old... Jk But seriously? Was it to be funny or is she that obnoxious?...

kuyekandy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:21

hahahaha! sucks to be you!

Jesskidding 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:21

ydi for dating her + that's a really good movie lol

KY_Jelly 10

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:45

Agreed. That movie rocks. I used to make my fiancé watch it all the time. YDI for spoiling your girlfriend and teaching her that she can get what she wants if she throws a tantrum. She is obviously a 2 year old in a 24 year old's body. Dump her or forever face her spoiled tantrums and soiled diapers.

imhowie 2

Friday 6 August 2010 23:21

YDI for dating a girl who acts like she's 6.

IAmJesusChrist11 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:21

fyl, OP girlfriends a dumb bitch

chefck 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:21

Dump her and get a new girlfriend.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

thebeanishere 8

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Jennifra 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

Lol oh dear... ye I did that when I was like 3

westbrookx 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:23

FYL. That must have been infuriating and embarrassing. I realize that you probably love her, but if she devolves into that kind of behavior to get her way, I think you'd be better off without her until she learns to act like an adult.