Love: Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie...

By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By fredfredburger - 25/06/2014 17:45 - United States - Imperial

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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Saturday 11 February 2012 5:12

And they say chick flicks are good for men

bri5083 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:15

No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..

Comments

Pwobbles 14

Monday 5 March 2012 4:34

Same thing happened to me man. I know how you feel

money127 4

Friday 9 March 2012 16:27

Anybody that stays with someone they don't like doesn't deserve a guy like in the movie

TheMystery13 13

Saturday 7 April 2012 9:26

"Then go out and find one, because I deserve a girl as hot as her."

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:46

It's just a comment. Don't get your panties in a twist. I say stuff like that all the time to my boyfriend. But he can take a joke. And you, she was probably still caught up in the movie. I just saw avengers the other day, and I was making comments about it all day. Like when Tony is trying to call his sweetie so he can say something to her before he gets stuck with a bomb in another world, I said to my sister 'I wish my bf would do that'. But there is no possible way my bf would ever be in that situation, so therefore, it was just a comment.