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By missblair - 04/04/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML
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missblair 0

The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

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SomethingWitty 0

Time for bangs...

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ThumbTackBraille 0

Girls go to unnecessary lengths just to try and look pretty. They don't understand that guys who actually consider personality wouldn't want a girl going to get spray tans, manicures, and their hair done every day. The only thing you're doing by trying desperately to improve your appearance all the time is attracting all the douche bags! :)

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pinkdottedbow 0

It didn't say she got these all done every day, but nearly ALL non-desperate guys want their girl to be all fixed up for them.

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Lolrus 0

Whats so wrong with being pale?? I think pale is just as pretty as tan. I would rather stay pale than get skin cancer/ paint my skin orange with a fake tan. ya, YDI btw.

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alex_vik 0

YDI for being orange.

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NatsaPanda 0

I second no. 6. YDI. Being pale is MUCH preferable to being gross and orange.

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rednaxela_fml 0

ew, why would you want a spray on tan anyway?

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SwimSerious 0

Might want to get some bangs for the time being...

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Remegy 3

OMG... are you ROSS!? coulda been worse...

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kwbuzz23wk 0

i came on here to type exactly what #6 said... so go read that again

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timemaster666666 0

This is a copy of FRIENDS. where ross gets tan only from the front. FAIL. be original.

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