Transportation: Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to... - FML

By I_Hate_Cars - 15/04/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 7:11

To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.

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SwimKid 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:03

i hear a lawsuit on your hands

RockstaR91 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:04

that sucks, I hope it wasn't a dodge..

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deltoren 11

Sunday 14 September 2014 1:27

Hey that happened to me but I was on a bike he didn't stop he ran me over

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