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By UnluckyInk - 18/02/2013 08:50 - United States - Manlius

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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
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xLIGHTS_fml 23

That's why you should know what the tattoo means first!

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Kidkaplan 19

You should also get a 4-leaf clover for food luck

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FinJage 18

This wouldn't have happened, if OP had put even the smallest amount of thought into it.

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FacePalmFail 9

Erm, seriously? No one has that kind of knowledge. I have a friend called Saoirse and even the Irish I know ask me 'what kind of made up name is that?!'

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Fortitudine 3

I want to know what this knot is called

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ravenevercross 19

You can be my slave if you're into that kind if thing. At least then, it'll be true.

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master_plan 7

doesn't seem you put much thought in you tattoo at all.

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scott82 5

Put a lot of thought into it did you. Dum ass, it's not your fault, your IQ is what it is

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