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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
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vbzy 11

It has it's ups and downs, right OP?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

On the bright side, you now know you're a masochist!

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

Haha lol. Life is "hard" what a great pun :P

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VeganVampyre 26

Wow, thank you, 55! None of us would have gotten that without you!

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JustinKirby 20

I tried to find a way to fit the phrase "stuck Inbetween a rock and a hard place" in there but couldn't think of a clever pun.

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radwanov 14

nah nah nah come on, come on, come on. i like it, like it s s s & m m m :)

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Get a tattoo on your junk next time! Wonder what will happen.

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DarthMorlock 9

This reminds me of 21 jump street "we even had to get tatoos on out junks

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ShadowSneaker360 16

I heard a guy got a tattoo on his dick and now has a permanent erection.

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liketenpandas 6

I once heard this story... oh wait. no I didn't.

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mallu86 9

#119 you must had a really rough childhood.

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joeja69 6

probably in the face lol

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vikingsfan619 5

Was the tattoo that he erected up to your standards?

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wellthen7154 12

Those standards are a bit too hard to cum up to.

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cryssycakesx3 22

those puns almost made me spit everywhere!

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wellthen7154 12

I will admit they are a bit tough to swallow.

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LinkandSaria 10

Tattoo parlor's have seen lots.of things. Don't worry about it OP

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junkman6 22

Masochism is apparently your thing. Time to buy some latex suits and a cat o' nine.

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J_Kertz 14

And apparently a tattoo gun.

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krupa1017 18

Hey, whatever gets you through the pain. Lol

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