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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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toxicdaydream 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:10

FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.

pabj208 23

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:16

Pitch Perfect 2 moment?

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nesteremily 31

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:31

I also enjoy going commando sometimes, but rock wall climbing is not the best time for that..

danm19 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 3:53

What occasions would you go commando besides sleeping

skymachine 23

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:06

I don't know if you realize, but that's extremely creepy question, 55.

nesteremily 31

Friday 22 May 2015 21:53

Yeah it was pretty creepy, but most females can relate, sometimes it's nice to go commando in yoga pants. Not the thin fabric ones but the thick spandex ones

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:39

I bet everyone underneath wanted to see that

sassy2085 16

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:39

What is your name Fat Amy

whitemory101 12

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:57

Are you a girl? In that case I wouldn't be mad at all...

myanichole 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:00

How do you not wear underwear

Deku_Cutie 12

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:12

By waking up, putting on pants, socks, and a shirt, and walking out the door. Of course this is just one method.

Deku_Cutie 12

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:11

I would ask why you were going commando but since you were indoor rock climbing I can tell you just make bad life choices.

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:11

The cave at the top of the mountain

benjamn 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:12

So you went for it and let it all hang out.

piemanfood 19

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:14

That had to be awkward when you got down

ConstantlyAnna 8

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:34

Why did you not wear underwear knowing you're going to excercise and sweat? The extra layer will absorb some of the sweat seeking from your bumhole. No one wants to see ass sweat!

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