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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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toxicdaydream 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:10

FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.

pabj208 23

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:16

Pitch Perfect 2 moment?

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Ted_brosby 4

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:30

You should always wear underpants if you're going to be active at least.

rockwrench 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:40

Not much you can do but Crack a smile and yell out, "I'm the king of the world". And then, maybe not.

kitty809 11

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:42

Wow. Nothing else needed.

Ravensfire 11

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:49

You pulled a fat any aye high five?

Drakone 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:09

Were you not wearing any safety ropes because I'm sure that is the region that they are mostly set up at. . . ?

Theater_Chef_3 30

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:36

I will never understand how people don't wear underwear, like stop that's kinda gross

SookyLala 13

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:46

the only thing that comes to mind is "always wear clean undies incase youre hit by a car" by clean i mean some and by car i mean anything

electrodude 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:55

Full moon rising

KelpytheG 1

Thursday 21 May 2015 6:27

That sucks, especially if you're a dude. It's still super bad for a girl, but for a guy, your bits would be hanging out of the hole for everyone to see.

KelpytheG 1

Thursday 21 May 2015 6:28

Omg so true

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