Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall.... - FML

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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Top comments

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

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slaveowner190461 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:19

first

Secret_Fire_King 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:51

God invented belts for a reason ;-)

chipmunk95 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:20

@op I hope you shaved O.o

alexis1997 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:38

#109 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:19

#73, when people say "God invented ..." or "God made", I have always imagined the Sorceror's Apprentice (with Mickey Mouse) when he stretches his arms out. That has always stuck with me. Apparently I see God as a cartoon character. But guess you couldn't pants anyone who wears a robe, lol

JinxSNC 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:37

Hopefully your vag wasn't a forest.

mayumm 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:39

hahahahaha

Rawr100 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 21:06

and thats how the cookie crumbles

123e3 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:20

kinky! ;)

deeds184 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 5:37

Haley Joel osmitt

lottaluv 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

haas!!! butch

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

esmsr 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

are you into the whole yeast infection scenerio? ...WEAR SOME DAMN UNDERWEAR !!

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

WVJimbo 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:29

What's the helicopter? Pulling up the shirt or something? (Sorry, I've never heard of it LOL)

area51avenger 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:43

its a dance that only a man can do while his pants are off

humorizer 14

Monday 18 January 2010 3:46

Hahaha.... nice.

Crasken 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:57

this was written by a woman...FAIL though the idea of helicopter-ing is pretty funny

Veritas143 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:42

He was saying if it was him he would have helicoptered..therefore his comment is valid and not a failure

Crasken 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:07

o shi- I guess that's true, but still, I don't think that he realized the OP is a man...

PayneTrain585 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:10

the OP is a woman its says on the FML

saranottelling 7

Monday 18 January 2010 2:28

Why would you not wear underwear to the mall? I hope you look like a woman so nobody has to come on this website and say: Today, I was at the mall talking to this really nice guy I just met. Out of nowhere, his friends decided to de-pants him. I looked down and saw "he" was a she. FML.

mistershlong 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:30

this is how massive orgies start

awesome576 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:31

wow I wanna see that hahaha

quietlytearful 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:32

why?....

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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

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Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML

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Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Today, my ex-wife, who I have a 1000-yard restraining order against since she threatened my new wife and our kids, moved into a house down the street. The police say they can't do anything because her house is more than 1000 yards from mine. It's 1012 yards away. FML

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Today, I was cleaning out some cabinets and stumbled upon a bottle of vodka. Being a recovering alcoholic, I immediately flushed it down the toilet. When my boyfriend got home, instead of being proud of my victory, he bitched me out for wasting the good shit. That’s for the support babe. FML

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