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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By HM - 06/04/2011 17:28 - Germany

Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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You deserved it 3 051

By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 18:02 - United States

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

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azrael_xx 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:20

That's disgusting :/ At least you can narrow it down to who failed your class... Not so smart are they :)

loganmarquez 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:40

At least it was in a bag.

Comments

videokid2000 10

Friday 25 May 2012 2:09

Can't help but notice you censored bitch but not shit.,.

jvmelendez 1

Friday 25 May 2012 2:53

LMAO!!!! What a fantastic idea!!!

SpeakOutLoud 1

Friday 25 May 2012 3:16

Maybe someone should learn how to do grade worthy work

livelaughlove82 0

Friday 25 May 2012 4:40

9Maybe you'll get him again next year, so you can fail his disrespectful ass again!

shiftless 5

Friday 25 May 2012 5:30

Safe to say you did the right thing!

kitsune3 20

Friday 25 May 2012 20:16

Having fun ripping things off from Facebook?

FMASIANL99 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 6:10

reminds me of when me and my friends in elementary school. We were just sitting there, talking, and never realized there was a bag of craps and urine next to us...

landsharkman 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 20:37

Punish Every student, refuse to finalize grades until the culprit is found and then have the arrested. That's a form of domestic terrorism. Stupid kids think that it's funny but uncle Sam sees that as a biological hazard and the manner in which you were exposed is threatening.

lovesyoursuckyli 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 4:33

and that right there you're suggesting is terrorism too... have fun explaining that one... "an eye for an eye makes the world blind"

jonchiaradio 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:21

Im sorry but thats ****** hilarious!

kainpwnsu 19

Monday 28 May 2012 6:05

...as if the student didn't earn the failing grade. Failure to own ones's mistakes and failurea is one of the main things that is wrong with thiis world :(