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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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muzy 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

nutellaicecream 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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akiraina 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:11

Moobes like jagger!

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:49

Mommy, mommy! Is that man pregnant?

MyPerspective 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:28

Because she wears a bra. Maybe you should get one too.

keyboo 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 17:31

Ppl I'm not thinking he he complaining about the size of her breasts but rather the size of his it sad when ppl get so much hell for the FML they post

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 18:56

just keep at it & eventually no part of you will be bouncing at all.

Raath00 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:43

You: stay indoors... Her: record EVERY SECOND!

birdman0004 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:31

Don't worry about it being fat is the new skinny

jackeechan 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:14

Fatty

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:34

Just like your mum. Lulzies...

iDerp 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 1:27

190 - Judging by your picture and comment, I'm guessing you're a dick head?

xoxomariahkxoxo 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:58

Join a gym, or get a bra. Sorry dud

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:37

Is that an insult to hers or yours?

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