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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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muzy 23

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!

nutellaicecream 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?

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fieldhockey101 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:10

Oh, that's always awkward.

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:37

Moobs? Lol, haven't heard that one yet. Cup size bigger than hers, then you know you need to eat healthier & wear a sports bra til those sweater puppies go away...it's not unheard of for a man to get breast cancer from all that bouncing.

bella3911 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:54

Yeah that just makes u sound bad:/ sorry

kaycee1996 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 10:09

You need to invest in a good sports bra!

sematariux 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:34

Don't feel bad bro I got the moobs too But mine only bounce more than my womans because she's a SMALL A cup =)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:01

Small A cups are where it's at.

jlperry31 10

Friday 6 January 2012 11:46

sorry. is it due u being simply over weight or do u feel something hard behind ur nipple which is a real problem that u can't lose without surgery. it's gynocamastia, that's spelled wrong I'm sure but not sure how to spell it

poopu 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:49

hahahha ouch

Dc040583 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:02

Huh? The balance is in favor of he DESERVES it?! Here he is, getting some exercise in what may be the first step of a long process of getting healthier, and you guys are dragging him DOWN?! FML voters, GROW UP.