Intimacy: Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought... - FML

By OnlyIfYouLoveMe - 23/11/2009 05:12 - United States

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Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML

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Monday 23 November 2009 16:03

thanx guys! 8D he is a jerk, glad you agree. And to RyeBreadBoy, I do have smart views on politics ( wow that sentence does not sound right, oh well). I'm just as smart as you, and I have intellegent ideas.

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Senzafine89 0

Monday 23 November 2009 12:21

Urgh, some men just can't cope with the idea that sometimes women are smarter than them

RyeBreadBoy 0

Monday 23 November 2009 12:21

They say there are two things you should never discuss on a first date: politics and religion. Nothing gets people riled up more. Maybe next time wait awhile. I agree, this guy was a douche, but what if next time you bring up your views and piss off someone you genuinely like? If he hasn't had a chance to get to know you yet, he might not overlook your differing opinions and give it a shot.

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bobbabson 8

Saturday 8 March 2014 21:24

And you said yes because women are incapable of intelligent thought

cwl727 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:37

never bring up politics.

0o0o0 9

Thursday 4 December 2014 6:50

YDI for not slapping him.

hudeedeedee 4

Monday 16 February 2015 6:49

Bitch slap his ass

MechanicKayla 18

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:35

What an asshole

skyblueprincess 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 19:55

Did you slap him please tell me you did

djta17 8

Monday 7 September 2015 23:16

And you said?

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