By pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u - 16/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Monmouth Junction

Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML
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karcummings 19

you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

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lexitomlinson_91 8

Why do guys even think that stuff is attractive? It's sickening. If you're gonna use it, one spray is more than enough.

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SPN_lover666 27

The axe commercials always depict women falling for men who use a lot of it on themselves. I wish men realized using a lot of it will do the exact opposite and makes women stay far away from them until they wash that disgusting smell off of them.

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zeemonster424 15

Some men use it as a replacement for bathing though... That's where most of the problems start.

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mercyelvira42 23

I'm a fellow Jerseyan (south Jersey). Guys like that who follow the whole north Jersey "Soprano's" hype drive me insane. Too much axe, weak attitude. He wasn't wearing a gold chain, was he?

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zeemonster424 15

People like that are so crazy inconsiderate too. Musky smells are a migraine trigger for me and I've left places before because of it. Of course that's what the majority of the Axe sprays smell like, and can put me out of commission for days if I'm forced to be around it.

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Calfml2 8

he is a real "Axehole" no amount will fill it

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phreaker913 21

if you were having such a terrible time, why not make up an excuse to cut the date short. Maybe give him a second chance by asking to reschedule?

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saudmx3 10

Axe is supposed to attract petty women if you don't like it your probably ugly

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Gennocent 17

I agree that the only women attracted to a man doused in Axe are the petty ones. The type of women who think some spray tanned, Jersey Shore douchebag with a name like "The Situation" is their Prince Charming. I also feel that it's extra important not to typo when you're trying to insult someone on the blogosphere.

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