By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?

You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.

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Klabauterpete 0

Well... you didn't lose anything since you wouldn't be into her anyway.

matias_cba87 0

which is kind of funny, since most of you americans are fat as ****

the_stereotype 0

said the guy who is dumb as ****?

moonlight_daze 8

Funny, I just googled Argentina (because that's where your profile says you're from) and obesity and tons of news stories popped up about the obesity rate soaring. 75% of males are overweight in your country, and you're calling us fat? Sounds like a case of the pot calling the kettle black to me.

Also, the poster is from CANADA. Americans are not Canadians. Maybe I should say something retarded back to you like "Argentinians can't read". Because apparently you can't.

tigerrr 0

so i'm just saying this because i can, so i'm sorry if i sound like a total bitch, but canadians are actually american. canada is a part of north america right? so TECHNICALLY they are american. just like indians are asian and french people are european, canadians are american. i mean no one really sees it that way because we just consider people in the USA american, which is whatever, but i'm just saying.

Sorry my dear, but Mexico is not considered North America. I actually looked it up and Mexico is not part of the Northern American people we seem to associate ourselves with. So fyl. Also, yes Canadians are northern Americans. No ******* shit. Why don't you ask them if they want to be included in that.

It's not North America? Oh well, it's south or central american then! Still Americans! Someone call the border patrol! Someone call the president! INJUSTICE!

Wait, I'm not European... Mexico is part of North America! But this whole debate was dumb because we all know that when people talk about Americans, they mean people from the USA. So quit pretending it is any different.

tigerrr 0

illegal immigration deals with COUNTRIES more than continents. and i'm the idiot?

#310, your comment was irrelevant to the entire debate. I'm not solely responsible for my country refusing to join in the North American Union or for my country refusing to completely open its borders. In fact, you have no idea what my views are on either of those issues. When people refer to Americans, they almost always mean people from the USA. Haven't you ever heard people from other countries insult people from my country? It's always "Americans are fat" or "Americans are dumb" or "All Americans love George W. Bush". I doubt that they were talking about Canadians or Mexicans when they made that statement.

Just the fact that your comment was a "what if" situation makes your comment irrelevant. I'm gonna go make some brownies to try to cheer up my roommate, but I'll be back later to further respond to your ranting.

Oh, I get it my dear. If you scroll up, you will see that I did not start the debate. I was originally responding to the asshole from Argentina who said most of us Americans are "fat as ****", even though his country has a soaring obesity rate as well. Now I realize that the US has a lot of obese people, but for some reason people from outside the US think that the only fat people in existence live here. Or at least they act that way on teh interwebs.

Yea I understand what you're saying. He wouldn't be able (or want, I would think) to say Americans if he was also considered an American. However, he could always say North Americans (which is more broad but still includes people from the US), or US citizens (though I doubt that he has that kind of vocabulary). I think even if we were all considered one big happy family of Americans, there would still be criticism on an individual country, it just makes people choose their words more carefully.

the_stereotype 0

how dumb do you have to be to do that on a BLIND date?

I hope you gave her a chance. She could have converted you into a Plumpa Humpa. There are advantages to dating fat chicks. One is there's a lot smaller chance of her cheating on you. Chubby Chasers are a small minority.

wow thats really mean thats sad that mostly everyone cares on looks and not their personality im glad i dont have dicks like u for friends

YDI for not trying to impress your blind date. Even if she was stunning and not the chick next to you, do you think she'd be impressed by you calling people fat on your first meeting? So I think this one is deserved "Mr" Sarah.

You_Ninnyhammer 0

Duck Abortion!!!! I love it, I'm going to have to use that sometime. Even better then the post!

unhappyperson 0