By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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TaniasaysFMLL 15

It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:

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mackdeezy 22

That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.

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TaniasaysFMLL 15

It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:

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Shredder2 5

Agreed. You need someone who appreciates you. :)

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alexwow1 13

This isn't the first time I've heard about this

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TxCountryBeauty 10

Are you kidding??? Look at his user name he called her a c*nt... No guy deserving of a good woman would ever call a female that.

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Zaros_fml 24

He would if she's being a ****. Honesty is a good quality.

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mackdeezy 22

That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.

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buddy51 23

Truly, OP, count your blessings. Be glad she left!! This date started off terribly and could only have gotten worse. Next she would have tried to get you to believe you were her brother or gotten her bad ass grandmother to ambush you with a pool cue! You're better off without her!! Keep your head up, be proud, and don't ever date women who are nauseated at the sight of you!!

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TheCamoWulf 17

You're right about this date being a disaster and to find someone who doesn't judge OP's by their looks,but WTF is with the rest of your comment?

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TheCamoWulf 17

Oh wow I feel stupid now XD I remember that FML

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buddy51 23

Bad ass grammaw gonna open a can of whoop ass on you for forgetting her!!

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br00kr 22

I feel so sorry for you OP. you deserve somebody a lot better.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Eh, **** her. If she didn't like you from the off then there was no point in wasting your time on her. Find someone that likes you for who you are and you'll be far happier for it. Happy hunting man.

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Zambowi 15

LOL what? I think a polite "I'm not interested" would have sufficed on her behalf.

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courtz94 24

There's a nice way to decline a date, and there's a rude way. Most people choose the rude way, why? To be assholes. Most people don't care how they treat other people. Don't worry about it OP, just move on.

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cristy91 33

I know of some people who (in their younger and less mature days) would choose the rude way since it's easier to see someone angry than sad. I would say OP's "date" took this way too extreme, though

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kder0aeon 9

who knows maybe she was trying and jus decided not to go through with it. if ur not attracted then ur not attracted. sometimes u can tell off the bat if there's chemistry or not. stil fml.

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xx000o 27

Whatever her age is, her mental age is about a decade behind.

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xlord 27

Maybe she has a fetish for ugly people and incest?

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cottoncandymango 17

What an airhead of a girl she was. I'm actually glad that the "date" didn't pursue into anything more.

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feldco1 17

Forget her if she's not mature enough to finish the date and get to know you. You're better off

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