By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 20:02 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
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eminemop 0

Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!

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Ari1337 15

A date to the zoo doesn't sound very fun without them.

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knight0748 5

At least he's not on LSD.

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cutiepie123456 5

Damn. If I were you I'd be like.. Where'd ya get them? gimme some!

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perdix 29

He'll need a cocktail of horse tranquilizers, rat poison and elephant laxatives to make it through your wedding.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Goddamn you perdix!!! Elephant laxatives?!? Did you really have to put that image in my head? If it can make an elephant empty its bowels, it'll probably make a human shit himself completely inside out.

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j_cat187 19

I visioned perdix's comment like a scene from Scary Movie 2: The stoners high as a kite with his skull cracked open and Insane in the Membrane playing in the background.

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sassypenguinxox 15

Yea but if he didn't know what hash brownies were he shouldn't have asked how it had to do with anything but instead find out what hash brownies are and then try to see the relevance

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sassypenguinxox 15

But it more seems like he misread the fml because he thought it said hash browns and not hash brownies

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littlej0n 0

if my date ate hash brownies before going to the zoo id wife her up!

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blacknail3dfr3ak 3

That's awesome

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

May not be significant other material but weed supplier, yes.

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