By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 11:37 - Australia

Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
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dudeutookhrs 24

Did you do the ants in your pants dance?

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aggiegirl95 7

Maybe they just thought you were something sweet! :)

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aggiegirl95 7

Maybe they just thought you were something sweet! :)

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lexiieeex3 32

Did this date involve rolling around in the dirt or something?

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JMichael 25

Well you see when two people really like each other such things as rolling around in the dirt could happen.

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MagnusDeus 24

Did you go to an insect preservation park?

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dudeutookhrs 24

Did you do the ants in your pants dance?

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pasupathymuthu 16

This is "Courtship", just the way nature intended.

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writergirl1029 17

I mean...you do live in Australia.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I'm not sure if you're lucky because there are a lot worse creepy crawlies in Australia. Or unlucky because ants are the size of cattle there.

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Mauskau 35

When my mum was younger, she was lying down on the grass and put her head on an ants nest. She's now terrified of ants after having the colony climbing through her hair.

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