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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 16:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 2 March 2014 1:52

Well you dodged a bullet there. Hopefully it didn't cost too much.

seacadet 18

Sunday 2 March 2014 1:53

what a ****.

Comments

brat0064 17

Sunday 2 March 2014 5:48

If you expected her to pay you should have been clear about it upfront and if you were then she was rude indeed but if you weren't then suck it up and move on already.

jcronin85 5

Sunday 2 March 2014 5:48

What kinda guy complains about being stiffed on a date. Thats why she said no.

rawlings123 17

Sunday 2 March 2014 10:19

Don't breed

zBLAKEz 23

Sunday 2 March 2014 6:03

I hate when someone deletes their comment and you lose a whole thread.

maggiefox 25

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:46

She sounds like a civilized and educated person...

sundaebuns 4

Sunday 2 March 2014 8:48

wow..... sorry bro.

colombiatti 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 8:56

You know the struggle is real when you just go on dates for food.

brolin_burrito 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 10:53

Don't worry, she obviously isn't that great anyways :)

SunTzu2 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 11:29

Looks like she won't be the last either...

mosquito19 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 12:06

i think at least she's honest about it. she could've string you alone and get more from you. she went on a date with you, at least you can do is pay for it.

TallMist 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:14

Yeah, no. If I go out with somebody and the bill comes, I expect an offer from the date to pay at least SOMETHING for it. A penny, a dime, anything. Of course I'd hold up my end. But if you think that, because I am a guy, that I have to pay the ENTIRE bill, then no... Of course I have to actually get to go on a date first...

tishtashbat 16

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:35

I can't believe people are commenting as if this is acceptable behaviour!! Obviously she doesn't HAVE to date him or agree to a second date, or even pay if it's been agreed, but it's incredibly rude to end a date so abruptly, bluntly and leave assuming your date will pay. You can be honest and tell someone you don't want to see them again without being rude.