By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
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guckylynn 19

It's stupid though because just because you're vegan doesn't mean you hate leather. For all they know it's fake, so why would they take time out of their meal to stare at you?

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zelly05 0

uhmm I'm sorry I think u deserved that..:( out of all the things u could have worn..but a leather jacket?? o.O

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broadwayboy79 0

The Hell with that guy. Eat what you're gonna eat. Wear what you want. I totally would have stopped at Longhorn on the way home and ordered a steak, looked at him and said, "Sorry, I need something that will actually fill me up, loser. Oh, yeah this is gonna be our first and only date. Go hug a tree."

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darienlake 0

thats funny i am a vegan, yet i still have a leather belt. its better then buying from nike and supporting sweat shops

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kikiface 1

isn't being anti-animal products the point of being vegan? that would be like me saying "i'm a lesbian, but ewww having sex with girls is gross"

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Cinn_fml 22

@darienlake - Really? I've never met a vegan who'd use anything that was once part of an animal. I thought that was kinda the point? (This is a genuine question/comment, I don't mean it in a bad way.)

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K4ofDoom 0

You're a complete idiot for wearing a leather jacket to a vegan restaurant. You're also an idiot for going out with a vegan. Pretentious assholes, all of them.

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grishadabest 0

ur stupid for datin f@get vegans. get some real meatt

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protooler31 0

ok, some of you need to appreciate the difference between vegetarians and vegans: vegetarians dont eat meat. vegans, on the other hand, don't consume ANY animal products at all (or buy, use, or wear any animal products), and that's not a healthy lifestyle. i have never once met a vegan and thought "wow, that vegan is in great shape"...case and point: just take a look at friggin' Moby for cryin out loud...picture of health right there (sarcasm)! i dont mind vegetarians, but my experience with vegans tells me they are all pretentious cocksuckers (apparently this guy you dated literally is one, not that i have issue with that, but i wonder, do you expect him to eat *your* meat? giggidy). they are no different than religious wackos who want to push their lifestyle on you because it's just not enough that they deny these things to only themselves, they have to deny them to you too.

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israelnotjacob 20

YDI, not because you wore a leather jacket, but because you would date an obsessive vegan to begin with. They are just self-righteous people who like walking with their nose stuck up because they supposedly have more self control and because most people don't have that idiotic notion that animals are not less valuable than humans. That's no way to live. John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his arse. Now that's a man!

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