By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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SuperPandaPig 0

#563 is right.. i'm laughing right now, but if I was in your shoes I'd runnnnnn!

This is one of my faves. Now my boyfriend says this to me all the time. LOL

bellababesurfer 0

Hahahahahahahah I totally agree with#52 (:

this is actually the funniest thin gi've ever heard lmao! i feeeeel so sorry for you! that's way to brutal. i couldn't even imagine having to ride home with that. sorry girl :(

hes like a living breathing miroku......

jmanowski 0

HAHAHA THATS ******* AMAZING.

Arinwyn 0

D:.. Run. Run fast. And far. Change your name, maybe move out of country, I dunno - do anything Gl D: