Intimacy: Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text...

By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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loopy_lulu 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:26

did your friend know you were out with him?

Doortje 29

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:36

What an ass. Hopefully it won't work out between your roommate and him, because it would suck to have to see him that often.

Comments

beastin34 0

Friday 4 February 2011 1:12

damn thats hella shady

rockefoe 6

Friday 4 February 2011 1:23

lol well at least you got an early warning he's not the type of guy you want!

kportal69 5

Friday 4 February 2011 2:14

what if the roommate didn't know. she said she went on a date with a guy. not out with her boyfriend. it seems to me like it was a first date by the way he was acting and she was reacting. and guys are dicks and play women (or at least try to) all the time. and obviously if she found out that he was the same guy she had to have found out from her roommate. she obviously didn't look through his phone since he was "rudely texting all night". just saying tis possible.

DVecc 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:08

women play guys too you can't just try to pin everything on us, it pisses me off when women try to blame shit on guys when they very damn well do it themselves too.

MrsG_10 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:30

Wow Yall are a bunch of dumb asses op is saying that her date was being rude to her by texting during their date

emjay09 0

Friday 4 February 2011 6:54

thank you mrs.g. how do people not get that texting someone while you're on a date is his plain rude?

Marcelb 17

Friday 4 February 2011 8:59

Well, because she didn't say it correctly. The thing she said is that he decided to "rudely text message his friend". Although I agree that common sense should tell them that this is not really what she meant. At least Perdix knew I think, he was just being sarcastic and a grammar Nazi. :)