Broken and Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in...

By datingfail - 14/08/2016 12:06 - Australia - Northcote

Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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lostandconfused9 12

Monday 15 August 2016 10:12

Sounds like he's got a bright future

gosh_mate 30

Monday 15 August 2016 10:11

It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)

Comments

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 16 August 2016 7:20

Are you sure he didn't mean with a family?

notabanana 8

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:06

you should date me OP ;) I only want to live in a populated lighthouse..

burnforeternity 30

Wednesday 17 August 2016 3:29

You literally went on a date with Stanley Hudson from the office

ashbee11790 8

Wednesday 17 August 2016 6:25

Maybe he's hoping Hagrid will show up and tell him he's a wizard.

dashajroberts 6

Thursday 18 August 2016 23:38

I'm in love.

dewey25 1

Friday 19 August 2016 0:04

I could see the appeal in that honestly.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 August 2016 0:40

Why the hell is he going on a date, then?

Hangryko 31

Thursday 30 June 2022 20:24

Was his name Stanley Hudson?

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