Intimacy: Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my...

By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2014 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

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Chaith 16

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:00

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Zoockey 5

Monday 19 October 2009 22:59

In a very subtle way i must say

emo_fail_child 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:58

how is this an fml it's sexy :P

mrstomkaulitz 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:42

I second the notion that this is... VERY hot. had it been my bf I wouldve said okay

ecrw 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:01

Sounds like quite the opportunist!

fatvader64 5

Friday 20 August 2010 7:23

boyfriend = win

GlobalElephant 16

Monday 11 July 2011 2:37

Wise decision from him

fuckmyl1f333 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:02

haha horny little f***er

JinxSNC 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 4:27

he's a keeper. ;)

f0rged 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.

laxgirl3 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:46

haha lol :D

Meow34 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:03

LMFAO. Hey, number 1 is right ;)

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:05

Wow, I want a hug when I'm bummed. Or my sweetie can feel ME up. Yeesh.

the_walrus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:09

joker

imnotemomylifeis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.

crowdish 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:11

I would absolutely kill him. Obviously all these other people commenting don't have anxiety disorder.

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