By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:12 - United States

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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML
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perdix 29

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

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jadetothes 0

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

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perdix 29

Now he has a hideous soul patch, and looks equally ridiculous.

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iFruit 0

Business in the front, a party in the back!

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Erindub 0

Well you can just stop dating him

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swimdiva 0

baha I love people of wal-mart! So yeah...I don't think that's totally that horrible! I mean, it'll grow out, it's just hair. Now if he had like an icky mole or a million pimples, that's different. but he doesn't so move on and quit being so shallow :)

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dragonflygal 0

ha ha!!! the horrifying Kentucky waterfall!!!

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swimdiva 0

p.s. I think Perdix has a mullet. yep yep

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Munkee 6

Business in the front, party in the back. ;) I know someone said it already but I can't resist.

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alex_rose_x 0

mullet's are cute! on some people anyway. not proper massive long ones though.

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syrup21 0

are you aware that halloween was like 3 months ago?

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