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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
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RabidBunny 10

He got it for correcting someone's grammar...

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ntherewas1 11

It's appalling to see that Nazism still exists. I know this may come across as ignorant, but what's even the point in maintaining a belief in Nazism in this day and age?

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GrammaticalNazi 2

That's simply Heilarious. It's almost Reichdiculous that Nazism still exists. On a less punny note, those Nazis give us Grammatical Nazis bad names.

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sublime420 11

These Nazi jokes are in terrible taste, Anne Frankly, I'm getting sick of them.

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scarface90 8

Take him to a Jewish restaurant, tell everyone he's a Nazi and RUN

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HomeAl0ne 20

Tell him you're mildly autistic and then line all the cutlery up in some quasi mathematical pattern.

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codplayer2442 1

Bet you can't wait for the second date right?

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ynnhoj 2

Damn son good thing it was just one date.

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eradonnes 0

He probobly dropped the soap

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PointSubZero 2

Seriously, that shady something just meant that he was the rape toy for all the other inmates.

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