By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 04:12 - Singapore - Pasir Ris

Today, I went on a second date with a guy I really liked, and we started chatting over dinner. That's when he told me about his paranoia, and how he's unsure if I'm out to get him or not. FML
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tannertrevis 5

You should've whispered to your wrist," we've been compromised" asked to be exused, then secretly left.

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kkjkidonthate 4

Nooo really I thought it was perfectly normal.

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Bebbo_fml 21

He might be loyal but likely his paranoia will turn to constant trust issues between the two.

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Burnzeeh 1

Pick up the knife just to scare him

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Angelrose2004 17

Just because he has paranoia doesn't mean he's crazy or undateable. You may just have to work a little harder to gain his trust. Although, admitting so early that he's paranoid is pretty brave. I don't know if I would be able to tell someone that in fear of being "undateable". At least you know he's honest! I think he deserves a fighting chance, OP. He may turn out to be the sweetest, most loving guy! Rant over.

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theskaven 2

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that they AREN'T really out to get you.

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MainPrism 16

I'm with #4 on this one... Sounds like dudes too loyal to the foil & could use a nap & some good quality down time... Or, maybe he just needs his xanax refilled... Either way, wow...

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LightBulbSunset 3

I dated a guy like that....RUN!

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debbster7 18

Did he say why he thought that? Maybe you spooked him or something.

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alvarny 17

Does he work in a restaurant kitchen and worries about people stabbing him?

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