By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 04:12 - Singapore - Pasir Ris

Today, I went on a second date with a guy I really liked, and we started chatting over dinner. That's when he told me about his paranoia, and how he's unsure if I'm out to get him or not. FML
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tannertrevis 5

You should've whispered to your wrist," we've been compromised" asked to be exused, then secretly left.

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kkjkidonthate 4

Nooo really I thought it was perfectly normal.

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Comments

LigerFan 1

If you're still interested you could try telling him that you do want to get him, lean in close and say something like "but I'm almost positive you'll like what I have in mind."

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carnage45567 10

Hurry run get out b4 he decides you are!!!!!!!!

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ra10244 0

That just calls for mercilessly teasing, poking fun at, and ******* with this guy. This shit would be more entertaining than comedy central. LOL!!!

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jackeechan 10

Build up his trust.

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Metallica36176 16

I know how that feels...he'll be alright.

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MisUnFortunate 31

That sounds like something I would say, tbh. People have actually pretended to like me so they can make me sad or whatever when they leave

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DoomSkuller 28

Judging by your wording, at least he knew it's paranoia. That's the first step to recovery

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ErinShannon 27

**** your life? Imagine suffering a mental illness and feeling open enough to tell someone you like, for them to then post about it. Get ******.

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