By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37

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Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came after 20 minutes of foreplay then left without even offering to get me off. FML
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milksquad 11

OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!

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He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.

...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?

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fireman1200 2

That's why you should always buy American

That's no man, that's for sure. Self-centered in life and in sex. At least I'd try to get my partner off rather than leave her blue balled for lack of a better term.

Sceptic59 3

I think she is just expressing some understandable disappointment here. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that the critiquing of her goes a little too far. Also, if i was this man, I'd at least think of leaving quickly in embarrassment. Maybe he left out of embarrassment? This night was a wash out for both of them.

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What's with all the tinder hate? There's nothing wrong with one night stands. And nothing wrong with wanting one with a hot foreign guy. In that kind of situation, where you're not really gonna see each other again, it doesn't really matter if they're hung up on their ex or whatever. And yes I've had similar experiences on tinder haha, also met my partner of 2 years on there so it's really just the luck of the draw.

What were you expecting from sex with someone you don't even know?? ydi