By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37

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Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came after 20 minutes of foreplay then left without even offering to get me off. FML
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milksquad 11

OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!

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Top comments

skippydoda 32

He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.

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CrusnikRoxas 20

...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?

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ArbiterOfFML 24

I read "met on Tinder" and clicked YDI

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ncparry 18

My husband is British and he's amazing but YDI because....Tinder..

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Lillysar91 20

He gave you zero attention and was still talking about his ex. Clearly that's a warning sign that you shouldn't have went any further with him. I'm sure you wanted to cut him some slack but if at the first sign he isn't showing any interest in you just leave and save yourself the hassle. there are far more deserving people out there whether on tinder or not.

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praahe 10

Wow, put out on the first date to some guy you met on twitter who spent the whole date talking about his ex. What's like to be a *****?

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KrDizzy 16

And what does it make him, exactly?

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Erin Gibboney 2

So men can have sex on the first date but women can't? Yeah, shove off with that antiquated idea.

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species4872 19

It makes him lucky.

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Lemou_fml 25

So men wants to be sexually liberated and oppress women for the same thing? So, if the whole lot of men is getting action and the women don't have any, who are you all ******* then?

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darnellq 13

Dude, they're both adults. They both consented to it, more power to them.

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Isamermaid 17

That tends to happen during one night stands. I'm surprised you were surprised.

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sassypenguinxox 15

I would have been more surprised if the night actually ended well.

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rety1 13

putting out on the first date with someone clearly more involved in their ex than the current date.. what could possibly go wrong?

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Adam Dessouki 13

Damn, i really need to be a hot British guy.

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DanielleinDC 33

He spends all the time talking of his ex, and you invited him back to your place? YDI. You should have said goodbye after dinner.

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