By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37
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milksquad
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OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
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corky1992
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This is 100% your fault. He talked about another girl the entire time and yet you still took him home? Lol. Must have been pretty desperate to get some at that point. Cant expect him to care about you getting yours when all he cared about was his ex
TheDiceMan69
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That's what they invented the ***** for. Now get to work sweetheart!
You definitely deserved it!! Why invite someone to your place who hasn't stopped talking about his ex? And then complain about it?!
I am a cunning linguist.
Q: What do you get when you cross an anteater with a vibrator? A: An arma-*****.
milksquad
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OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
yeah, you deserved this one, the guy didn't really connect with you on the date, it should have been obvious that he wasn't going to connect with you in the bedroom
How desperate where you ...
THE COLIN
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To him he was also ******* his ex
nzfireman
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omg.... you should try a new zealander ;)
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He spent most of the date not focused on you and you expected him to not be selfish in bed... YDI.
...Why would you invite a guy like that back to your place? xD OP, you need to respect yourself a little more! You deserve better than that, and I'm sure you can get better than that. :3 Just...you know, try to get with people who want to actually be in your company?