Love and Intimacy: Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy....

By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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Ran out

By Never going jogging again - 10/02/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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What the hell?

By Anonymous - 02/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML

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anonymuse_fml 31

Wednesday 15 February 2017 22:09

If you two haven't had a conversation about whether this was a relationship, and an exclusive one at that, he probably thinks it's open. And, technically, if you two haven't discussed being exclusive, he isn't really doing anything wrong... as much as it would still suck for you.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 15 February 2017 22:03

Sounds like he may have assumed it was a "friends with benefits" situation. That, or he just assumes it's an open relationship. Either way, he's being an ass and isn't worth being upset over.

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mrandmrsanon 7

Thursday 16 February 2017 16:52

Modern dating is bullshit. More than one date should be assumed exclusive if things get sexual. I'm sorry op but you need to wait for the kind of guy that's done talking with/dating other people if they're expecting sex.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 16 February 2017 18:45

Even if it isn't exclusive, still a douchey thing to say.

CRC_101 31

Thursday 16 February 2017 20:41

If you're still counting your dates with him, it seems like it hasn't been established that this is an exclusive relationship. I wouldn't fault him for it. Nowadays it's not uncommon to go on dates with more than one person until you have a discussion about it, or at least longer than five dates. Remember to talk about it in the future.

Twisted_Angel 17

Friday 17 February 2017 13:57

You kinda deserved that. Why have sex with someone after just five dates? Especially when you guys aren't exclusive? You should have asked more questions before sleeping with him. That's why I didn't sleep with my husband until we were married. We both decided we didn't want a relationship built on sex.