By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
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Welshite 39

I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?

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supermansgf 11

Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.

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tigerisabelle 31

Well, definitely FYL, but you can get it removed and you can wear long sleeves/a suit. And if it's not too big, maybe you could put a band-aid over it and have people assume you fell down or something.

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Queensland 27

Actually, it's a great statement if you ever fight court for pro marijuana or cigarette laws. Shows you're passionate.

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cosmicriver 17

That is such a great point. Plus, just so long as he likes it, even a little, that's all that matters. He may have some clients look at him sideways. Although , as you had mentioned before, if he does the pro-marihuana gig, he will be absolutely fine, indeed.

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cosmicriver 17

I can't believe you have had so many negative votes!!! That is the best answer so far. It is by far the most sensible answer/comment. You have found the silver lining and a logical way to fix the "problem" while others choose to be rude, call names et cetera.

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Cheeley 17

83- No to everything you've just said.

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Queensland 27

Thank you cosmicriver, but my comment was a joke. The only upside to the situation I could think of. What is also true is that the people that downvoted me were too tight ass/ignorant to recognise this.

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cosmicriver 17

No problem at all, Queensland! Indeed, they are. Although, joke or not, you did make a good point. That is an option for him, if he would be interested. There is a drug lawyer where I live in Oklahoma. I forget his name. I will get back to you on that. Anyways, he has a pot leaf tattoo, has a pot leaf on all his business cards and has matchbooks that he hands out with his cards with a pot leaf on them as well. He is the best, and most sought after drug lawyer in the Oklahoma metro area.

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tranced_ 45

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kaablam 17

I think the wording makes it more fun, personally.

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gracehi 31

Me too! I want a tattoo that moves! Sounds awesome! But I think he meant "cartoon."

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rocker_chick23 27

Animated as in cartoon.

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BlameTheOwls 14

"animated" means moving, often referring to cartoon videos. I doubt he has a moving tattoo.

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BootheGhost 6

Animated cartoon tattoos..? One Tom and Jerry good sir, Right across the back.

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rocker_chick23 27

YDI big time. You shouldn't have gotten wasted and let your BIL tattoo you.

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SnowFangedBeauty 19

Arent lawyers supposed to be hmm I dont know...SMART?

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ian3866 12

Not sure if you're aware, alcohol inhibits higher thought processes...

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cryssycakesx3 22

smart are the people that don't phrase things in such a manner

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starcaller17 16

@31, smart people wouldn't get drunk, it's not hard to not do something....

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BootheGhost 6

When any man consumes a large amount of alcohol, they turn into a common organism called: Dipshit.

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Thumbs82 13

& what do u do for a living? rocket scientist? I'm guessing a big hell no. people make mistakes, no matter their intelligence. don't be so judgmental & critical.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

#90. Smart people still like to unwind and get drunk. What an ignorant comment. lol.

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sunshineb81 16

YDI. No one made you get that wasted and you agreed to the tattoo. Hopefully it is in a place that you can cover up.

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forrealmeow 1

hah, I bet if you smoked a joint instead of drinking you'd at least have a cool tattoo, if any.

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TheDrifter 23

If op had been stoned they likely would have agreed to the same tattoo. It just might not have been an fml

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Q94 5

Not a dumbass pothead, but is being a dumbass alcoholic somehow better???

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iateapenguin 27

Animated? Is it one of those ones that "moves" when you wiggle your pecs? ;)

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saralynnee132 10

A lot of make could work too if you buy the right brand

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