By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
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Welshite 39

I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?

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supermansgf 11

Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

You can always get it removed…it'll hurt like fk but if it'll be that big I a problem why the hell not

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jessnim 3

Get it covered up! Or just wear ling sleeves (i hope its not on your neck or face)

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living_in_chaos 8

Clearly you should hereby defend only marijuana offenders

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worldclassrager 39

As long as you can keep it covered you should be fine if not get it removed ASAP

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Sassie8810 9

I didn't even have to finish reading the first sentence to know it would be YDI.

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KiaKarma 11

I'm sure you've never gotten drunk and made stupid decisions.

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misshex 10

There's always makeup to cover tattoos. Dermablend, as an example. And kryolan. Or laser.

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maggiefox 25

Sounds like you'll have the money to remove it.

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Ziggy122 15

Most FMLs that start with "Today, I went out drinking..." or "Today, I got so drunk that..." are a definite YDI. This one is no exception.

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