Love: Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met...

By clementine_k - 22/03/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I finally opened up to my roommates about when I came out as gay to my parents, and how I was beaten and disowned over it. One roommate saw this as the perfect time to hit on me, since he's also gay and thought I was hot, but wasn't sure if I swung that way. Glad he was so invested in me pouring my guts out. FML

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By lonely girl - 11/03/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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colbytow 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:42

They do now!!

Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:46

#1 is right... if you did tell them before though, make them feel horrible for not listening to you. Don't worry about it though, if you like someone go for it. Don't let anyone change who you are, especially your parents, they have too much control over you as it is.

Comments

UnknownNumber 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 11:26

Surely they wont mind. I believe gay isn't a choice. It's not your fault.

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 11:42

#18 - I don't get what's so ignorant and homophobic about what I think the parents were probably thinking.

ynos885 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 11:49

ahahaha! Shit happens & they were bound to find out sooner or later :)

asb1234561 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:02

If you haven't told your parents about your sexuality, then you deserved that. If you had and they wouldn't listen or something, i'm sorry they're not understanding. At least now its all out in the open!

latuka 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:03

#14 I don't think he minds he got outed, just that they didn't know.. OP did you think they knew? I honestly agree with #16. I don't care what your sexuality is, PDA mann. and what did #8 say?

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:10

#26 - #8 said 'Don't be gay'.

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:15

#18 - Disregard my comment at #23, I did not see that you left my original comment.

Tehalon 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:23

I think they knew from birth if they called u Clementine...

matwin_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:29

Keep it in your pants. I have nothing against gay people, but believe me, no one wants to see what you two were doing. Be respectful of the people around you, and then shit like this wouldnt happen to you.