Embarrassing and Love: Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple...

By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

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By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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kikimonole 13

Sunday 16 September 2012 13:28

A lesson... Always double check your shirts for stickers. I once walked around with a size tag hanging from the ass of my pants.

TheTwistedOtaku 16

Sunday 16 September 2012 13:27

Is that what he told you?

Comments

DrippingSarcasm 20

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:00

I see someone likey-likey this boy... you don't mind he looks? ;)

NigerianMedicine 11

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:42

"A sticker"? I must remember that one.

cowboyroy 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:44

Na, he was still staring at your boobs.

cornyrob 33

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:04

Ooh, XL boobies!

SApprentice 34

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:12

What a prick, he could have just let you know to begin with. I suppose he might not have known how to say it, but in that case it's better to say something, than to just gawk at you. FYL, OP.

pittyfinny 4

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:15

Do you have XL's? XD

escobar07 10

Sunday 16 September 2012 23:53

Did you lie and tell him your a medium

mosquito19 14

Monday 17 September 2012 0:18

a guy you hadn't seen in a couple month? what the hell is that even mean?

I_lost_the_game 25

Monday 17 September 2012 0:38

It means she hadn't seen him in a couple of months.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Monday 17 September 2012 5:45

Can someone explain to me what's so bad about having a sticker on your shirt?

jazalea8 16

Monday 17 September 2012 19:52

It is what the sticker said. It was her size. She is embarrassed by her size.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:18

...I'm having trouble seeing how being embarrassed over something incredibly silly is FML worthy. If someone is embarrassed by being an XL, wouldn't they be embarrassed either way, even if it wasn't literally written across them?