By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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perdix 29

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

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DocBastard 38

At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.

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waterlilylenses 6

That's the meanest thing ever done in Canada

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Jebinthebox 2

I hate dirty ***** who do shit like that.

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Masift 21

You should have brought the note to the police to have it examined for fingerprints so you can catch that bastard

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