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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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perdix 29

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

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DocBastard 38

At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.

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hideyoself 4

well, did you at least had the curtosy to suck him off?

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DakotaCat 4

I recommend you find out who did it.. And on valentines day take a good old shite in front of his door with a note that says: Happy Valentines day biotch! If you can't find out who did it.. Then do it on Justin Bieber's doorstep

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suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0

LOL! If you take it to the police, I'm sure they'd have a nice laugh to before searching for fingerprints lol.

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mightymart 5

wow! some arrogant asshole.. i think i would spend a good part of my Life hunting the ****** down and making him pay very very slowly...

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BlahLand 0

i love what u said its sooo evil

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BlahLand 0

awwh that just sucks soo much op i hope for the best and karma to be brought into those stupid thiefs Happy New Year :)

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sebaspaisa899 5

WTF r u the guy from cholo aventures?

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soccerchica04 0

that's sucks r y rich

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hateevryone 14

Happy New Years! Sorry that had to happen to you.

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