Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:15

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:23

At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.

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tjsomethin 9

Saturday 1 January 2011 17:45

No.

nathan5 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:23

Just no. No. No. NO!!

sugarr0babby0 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:33

NO ...

Domo_Arigato7 3

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:35

Figures, you're in BC...

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:46

its always the neighbors

cowboyy_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 20:06

call the police haha

MysticDude 1

Saturday 1 January 2011 20:14

I chuckled a bit. Is it just me, or do these criminals get more and more polite every year?

sugarr0babby0 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 21:37

no. no they don't.

xMafia 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:04

At least the robber had a sense of humor, eh?

xMafia 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:05

At least the robber had a sense of humor, eh?

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