Love: Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's...

By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 23:06 - United States - Hesperia

Today, a guy took me on a date to McDonald’s. I smiled, but told him politely that I don’t eat fast food. He called me a stuck-up snob and a high maintenance gold digger who didn’t deserve him. I’m neither. I have IBS and greasy food sets me off. I had to walk home. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Single&Broke - 19/05/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML

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By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?

Marissssolx330 0

Friday 17 February 2012 15:59

He's a keeper ;)

Comments

kiss_1214 17

Monday 20 February 2012 2:10

Get the 50 piece chicken nugget!!

massagenist 0

Monday 20 February 2012 9:12

Maybe he's on a diet. Happy meals are like 800 calories with all the soda refills.

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 20 February 2012 14:27

He's oviously not getting a second date... Also a Happy Meal? You could both get a decent mean on the dollar menu for cheaper then the price of a Happy Meal.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:40

So..... Did it come with a toy?

LMLYP87 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:33

What a pimp! My first dates usually ends at the abortion clinic...

unluckyone16 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:28

1 word - douchebag!!!

yoyo2309 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:44

WOW!l i have nothing against him not wanting to be cheap but at a fast food store? really, that is a bit sad a picnic would have been better or a day at the beach there are lots of other things unless u like that kind of thing. next date u tell him where hes taking u