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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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Callyn 47

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:29

Why should he pay for you? Do you switch off paying? Do you not have a job? He was wrong in calling you fat, but you were wrong expecting him to pay for you.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:30

He doesn't have to pay for you, and unless he said he would, you shouldn't expect him to. But if he's not paying for you, then he doesn't get to decide what you eat. And it's certainly never polite to tell someone they should be on a diet.

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Erindub 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:20

What an ass. I'd definately have a chat with him later when we got home. Its not nice what he said to you in front of your friends.

aFMLaddict 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:23

Well... this situation depends on 2 things. 1. he's broke and can't afford a meal. or 2. he's a greedy biatch if it's 1 than there's nothing to do about it, if it's 2th, than FYL INDEED!

Diannaa 0

Friday 5 March 2010 0:47

lol 2th. Pronounced secenth?

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Callyn 47

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:29

Why should he pay for you? Do you switch off paying? Do you not have a job? He was wrong in calling you fat, but you were wrong expecting him to pay for you.

vansbabe66 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:29

douche for not paying. mean comment about the diet

boatkicker 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:30

vansbabe66 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:31

#24 win

TandJHire 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:42

LMFAO that would be halarious I would love to see a girl bring a man down like that expecially if he is an ass!

letitbe56 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:33

Well, it was awful of him to say the thing about the diet menu, especially in front of your friends. But honey, it's 2010. Expecting a man to pay for the meal every time you go on a date is sexist and disrespectful to him. You need to treat each other with equal amounts of respect, or else you'll have a hard time having a truly happy relationships. This means that YOU pay for the date just as often as he does. Or you can split it every single time, but I personally think it's more romantic to just switch turns paying :) My BF was resistant to the idea of me paying for a date at first, but in the end, it shows that I don't assume he's going to take on the financial burden of the relationship just because he's a man, when the truth is I can afford it more than he can.